Anonymous asked:

i looked at your cookie clicker code, what the hell

orteil42 answered:

[dykemd]

now i dont condone cheating but u have to admit the historical importance adultery had on good music

[hbmmaster]

(guy who only has a hammer) getting a lot of "nail" vibes from this

[pommycore]

aaaaa omg a coworker just came to my desk like "oh, you changed your name? me too, look!--" and pointed out her badge and then her ringless hand and gleefully announced, "divorce!!" and we exchanged congratulations and fist bumped djdnsnjs best interaction of my entire transition

[itwashotwestayedinthewater]

please listen to albums someitmes youll be amazed at what an artists songs do when theyree in an order they made. for you to listen to. etc

[kleefkruid]

Tumblr already has a personalization algorithm it's called my beloved mutuals who have great taste and only wish to psychologically damage me sometimes

[lyridmeteorshower]

every time i post i kill a hostage

[gardenofarson]

And every time we kiss, I swear I could fly

[anyotherstar]

Adobe Premiere is like a horse

[anyotherstar]

hates being alive. expensive. designed to run fast. does not. makes me feel like a girl in a mid 2000s horse girl movie going shhh shhh in the only one who understands you. it’s okay girl. and then it bites my fingers.

[theshitpostcalligrapher]

u okay bud?

[anyotherstar]

It crashed as soon as I made this post i’m gonna feed my editing software oats 👍. from my hand 🫴

[anyotherstar]

she needs all the strength she can get for the big race (rendering 4k clips)

[wayneradiotv]

this video is so dangerous why did he put this in the public’s hands. killers can watch it after every kill and be able to get into the kingdom of heaven and then keep killing in heaven all they want

[dagny-hashtaggart]

That particular disappointment of the more literate-than-average child upon discovering that “gaol” is just pronounced “jail”